Watch out for Knuttar!

HELLO HI STRAWBERRY PIE! Today is a good day so far but my throat hurts. Maybe there's a cold trying to catch. And why say catch? I mean it's not like there's a big lump of snot chasing me. That would be more disgusting than scary anyway. I'm not really scared of anything but "knuttar" as they say in sweden. That's big scary men with beard wearing leather and they ride big motorcycles that are so loud your internal organs explodes and you shit them out screaming for your life. I hate them.

Most of them are murderers or almost murderes. No one really knows why because the government has never performed a autopsy on a knutte because other knuttar take them and burn the body before the government gets there. They leave no trace. They're kinda cunning those knuttar.

Long time ago about 10 years ago before I was borned it was alot worse than today. The knuttar almost succeeded to take over the white house but Bill clinton stopped them. He made them live outside town and made them put mufflers on their bikes. You see back then their bikes were even louder than today.

Clinton was a good guy who tried to make this country and its people happy. He had a girlfriend that wasn't his wife and that really pissed some people off. Many women were pissed on Clinton because he destryed his girlfriend's new blue dress. Women hates when men destroy their clothes. If you're married you can't have a girlfriend too. But Clinton did good for this country and made knuttar live in slum areas outside town.

Now I have to go again but here is a picture of me when I look crazy. That's because I AM!!!

MAGALOOOSSSOYYY!!!!

An apologize to europe

Hello again. Today I feel a little better. Last night I woke up when I was sleepwalking. That was weird. I woke up in the kitchen holding the door to refrigerator. I wonder what I was about to do.

Oh yesterday I wrote about europeans and that they start world war if they get angry. Maybe I shouldn't have written that.It's not really true but back in history when the world was black and white and had no colours they started wolrd wars all the time.Or maybe just twice. That hitler-guy was kinda scary and mean. People with moustache are often mean I think. Maybe because the moustache tickles so much so they get irritated. And when you have been irritated for a while you get pissed and maybe kill a few people. I don't think a beard is as bad as a moustache because it's kinda attached to the head-hair so it won't tease you face that much. I'm never gonna get a moustache.

I saw a fat guy on Tv this morning and I thought of steven. Steven was our neighbour but he died in our garage when he had an heartattack. He was fat but I loved him he was funny. He said he was fat becuse he had a disease called bulimia but he forgot to throw up. That's sounds scary but not like hitler.

I forgot to tell you that I speak swedish too. I can write in swedish but my spelling is more confusing than you can handle. män jag kan lite.

I got a headache now so I'm gonna take a break.

COOOOKAAAALOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swimming = fever

yesterday I went swimming with Matthew Adam Lauren Maddie. Matthew is my age-9 years old and used to be my neighbour but now he lives with us because his parents are bad people.Matthew is nice but afraid of everything. This morning he was afraid of a thread in his underware because he thought it could strangle his willy so they had to throw them away.

Today I got a fever.I always get a fever day after swimming. I don't know why. Funny things should not make you sick. Maybe your body just gets hot when your heart laughs for so many hours.

Today Hampus was so happy almost crazy. He did a moonwalk to the bathroom and danced goofy singing songs I have never heard before. I think he's in love with Anna. when adults are in love they act like children. only when they are in love they have the courage to be childish. That's funny. That should mean that children is love it self.

Yesterday I talked to Anna's mom. We call her "she who is for free". It's because she kinda is a granny that is thrown in for free. She's funny. I like her but I can't keep calling her "she who is for free". I think she wants to be called mia. But she's still for free.

And I also talked to sarah. She's Anna's sister and lives in italy. In italy they love soccer but not barcelona. I like the team barcelona but sarah's boyfriend who is an italian doesn't. I'm gonna tease him about that when I meet him. I would like to have a barcelona-quilt cover. It's cool. Then I will buy sarah's boyfriend one too. Maybe he won't go to bed then.But that's not my problem.If he doesn't get enough sleep he will get angry. And when europeans gets angry they start a world war. No I will NOT buy him a barcelona quilt cover. PEACE!

Sorry but now I feel kinda sick so I'm gonna take a break. And call Anna.

BAAAOOOAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tasting stuff

Hello again. I can't sleep so I'm writing here so I can call Anna later.I miss her . Yesterday I mentioned that I have been eating some stupid stuff and now I'm gonna tell you a few things.I can't write down EVERYTHING because that would take a while. Here we go.

gasoline - to see if my farts could start an explosion
candle wax - I just liked the soft surface of lukewarm candle wax.It did not taste that much
steel nails - to see if it was tricky to swallow
glass - saw a guy do it on TV
many coins - because it's a challenge and I'm excited to see when and how they come out.safe deposit too.
2 remote control buttons - no 2 and 8. they were loose
lego - oh many lego parts. just curious I guess.funny scratching feeling in the throat.
bikewheel - just a bite.Rubber is hard to chew
a small printed circuit board - I wanted to be a robot
all hearts in a deck of cards - my own heart needed some company and I like taste of paper
glue - so my bodyparts wouldn't seperate
many flowers - colours make me curious to taste
a piece of a CD - it was shiny but that one hurt
a tiny whistle from a dog's toy - to see if it made sounds inside me
battery - that one was easy and tasted blood
remote key chain - to see if a melody played in my stomach when I pressed the button
green colour they use in the kitchen - I wanted to be the HULK
piece of a carpet - my dog did that so why not me?
a piece of a flex for an iron - it was new to me
a lamp from a flashlight still stuck in its cord - to see if there would be light in my stomach when turned on.I couldn't see anything
Berries in the park - all berries should taste good. They don't
an american flag - wanted to be ALL american
Hampus's shaved beard - I wanted to grow my own
fertilizer - wanted my willy to grow
ink - wanted my pee to be blue
indian ink - wanted to be black for a day to see how that is.
many spiders - wanted to transform to spiderman.It's not possible but I can't die not trying.

now I'm tired of writing about this. I will write more things another day. Hampus has swallowed some stupid stuff too. Once he swallowed a vanilla wunderbaum to see if his farts smelled vanilla ha ha. what a headcase. I love him .

Chickitchaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Leftovers for lunch

Hello again. I just had some lunch or should I say leftovers. Maybe leftovers is another word for "I'm lazy". Anyway it tasted like rubber. I know how that tastes because I swallowed a part of a bikewheel once.

I have tasted lots of things because I'm a little rascal. I know that you should NOT eat or drink some things but sometimes I can't help it I have to try.My dad said that trying will get you smarter and I think he's right . Shit now I have to go again but I'm gonna tell you later what I have tasted.

Cowaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit happens but shit can be good

Yesterday santa came to visit. It was fun and I was happy. Hampus and I should be in sweden with Anna but as they say : shit happens. I hate that saying I hate it.I hate when shit happens. Hampus has felt very sad and stressed out over this and I feel sorry for him and Anna because they should be together because they love eachother. But we will all be together I feel it and I know it. It's just that holidays also make people sad and not always happy.

I thought yesterday would be a disaster because I thought Hampus would get toooooooo sad about Anna. At first he was but then I hugged him and I sat next to him all day and we talked about dad and stuff.Hampus and I had all these people around us but it felt like we had our own little cosy world .I loved that and we had our own loving time on christmas day.

We both missed Anna. She should be with us. But I had a great day with my family here and especially with the best brother in the world-Hampus. He's also kinda a dad. Only better.I love him sooooo much . I love Anna soooo much to . I got many presents. Mostly clothes but that's ok. Most important is to feel loved and that I felt more than ever. Hampus is the best ever. He told me some great ghost stories to .

So maybe shit happens but shit can also be good. See ya!