Tasting stuff

Hello again. I can't sleep so I'm writing here so I can call Anna later.I miss her . Yesterday I mentioned that I have been eating some stupid stuff and now I'm gonna tell you a few things.I can't write down EVERYTHING because that would take a while. Here we go.

gasoline - to see if my farts could start an explosion
candle wax - I just liked the soft surface of lukewarm candle wax.It did not taste that much
steel nails - to see if it was tricky to swallow
glass - saw a guy do it on TV
many coins - because it's a challenge and I'm excited to see when and how they come out.safe deposit too.
2 remote control buttons - no 2 and 8. they were loose
lego - oh many lego parts. just curious I guess.funny scratching feeling in the throat.
bikewheel - just a bite.Rubber is hard to chew
a small printed circuit board - I wanted to be a robot
all hearts in a deck of cards - my own heart needed some company and I like taste of paper
glue - so my bodyparts wouldn't seperate
many flowers - colours make me curious to taste
a piece of a CD - it was shiny but that one hurt
a tiny whistle from a dog's toy - to see if it made sounds inside me
battery - that one was easy and tasted blood
remote key chain - to see if a melody played in my stomach when I pressed the button
green colour they use in the kitchen - I wanted to be the HULK
piece of a carpet - my dog did that so why not me?
a piece of a flex for an iron - it was new to me
a lamp from a flashlight still stuck in its cord - to see if there would be light in my stomach when turned on.I couldn't see anything
Berries in the park - all berries should taste good. They don't
an american flag - wanted to be ALL american
Hampus's shaved beard - I wanted to grow my own
fertilizer - wanted my willy to grow
ink - wanted my pee to be blue
indian ink - wanted to be black for a day to see how that is.
many spiders - wanted to transform to spiderman.It's not possible but I can't die not trying.

now I'm tired of writing about this. I will write more things another day. Hampus has swallowed some stupid stuff too. Once he swallowed a vanilla wunderbaum to see if his farts smelled vanilla ha ha. what a headcase. I love him .

Chickitchaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!