Happy New Year and don't be lazy

Happy New Year folks! Even it’s a new year today it’s no difference. I mean last year was yesterday. Only a day ago. Who decided years I wonder. Do we need years? Maybe someone in history just got bored of eternity of no ending and came up with years to end things every 365 days so he could start fresh. Maybe that was smart. I mean let’s say that there were no years and you failed in something for example in school. Then nobody could say that you will get another chance next year. No you would be failed in eternity because a world or a life of no years is one long eternity so you would be failed in that class in school for eternity. Do you get what I mean or am I to smart for you? Well I wouldn’t fail school anyway. I’m so smart that paint fall off the walls when I think or speak or just being present.

Yesterday we had some guests over. Joanna, Ray, Josephine, Miranda, Brandon, Emma, Charlie, Paul. It was fun. Hampus got late of course but he finally made it. He was tired and after 1 beer he got even more tired. I thought alcohol made you spirited but nooooooo. But maybe it was because the adults only had 1 beer each. They are not allowed to drink more because of Matthew. His parents had drinking problems. Well I think they have all the problems you could possibly have. They are evil people. Like hitler and knuttar and green apples.

Green apples make my stomach hurt. Maybe because they’re not really ripe. That’s why they are green but people eat them anyway because people have no patience. That’s why they invented guns to kill each other because they weren’t patience enough to beat each other to death. It took too long. Or maybe they were lazy. Lazy people are dangerous then I guess. Fat people are often lazy. Fat people are dangerous. Fat people can only kill you by shooting you. They can’t run and catch you. But not all fat people are like that. Steven, our dead fat neighbor was a good guy. But if he would want to kill me he would shoot me.

But I don’t think skinny people are better. They are lazy too. I’m skinny but not lazy so don’t worry. I will never shoot anybody. But maybe many skinny people are skinny just because they are too lazy to get food. So they’re both lazy and weak from not eating. So it doesn’t matter if you’re skinny or fat or normal. If you’re lazy you will use a gun.

But please people out there. Don’t shoot anyone. If you’re angry with someone give them a long hug. At first you’ll hate it but after a minute or 2 you will relax and enjoy it and realize that a hug will do you more good than a gunshot. If not. Just put a knee in their crutch and leave.

Anna’s mom says she won’t get drunk when she consumes alcohol if she wears glasses. Or maybe she gets drunk but she won’t get dizzy or foggy vision wearing glasses after drinking. I don’t believe her but she’s for free so whatever she says it’s a win for me. Sarah is not for free I guess. But I don’t know for sure yet.

Anyway I hope 2010 will be a great year. I think it will. I will probably get even smarter than I am today. Maybe that’s not possible because I’m kinda smart already. Maybe people around me will get smarter then so they can catch up with me. Last year had its ups and downs. I was sick a lot but you know what? As long as you have love it will cure you. 2010 will have even more love I think.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!